Mock On Stage Pageant Questions for the Bitter-Hearted Runner Ups.
Considering I’m quite bitterly boycotting my identity as a ‘pageant girl’ ever since I aged out and didn’t get one chance to compete in Miss America and Miss USA unfairly chose the prettier, smarter, taller candidate over me… I’ve decided to make a new list of pageant questions for my loyal pageant fans to practice.
(But wait – I don’t want to lose you forever pageantinas! Scroll back a few months to get pages upon pages of real pageant questions, essay samples, walking tips and pageant diet do’s and dont’s)
On Stage Q&A. All answers are.. well of course.. world peace.