Wah, I hate Mondays. Boo hoo, it’s Monday. woe is me. sniffle sniffle. drowning in my sorrows. What are you complaining about? You just got …
A Case of the Wednesdays

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The posts I narcissistically deem funny

Wah, I hate Mondays. Boo hoo, it’s Monday. woe is me. sniffle sniffle. drowning in my sorrows. What are you complaining about? You just got …

Now I have never been to At Lana Geooorgia, nor have I ever said bless his heart aloud, but my character study class at Aaron …

Seems rather moronic to opt out on my hometown, THE land of our forefathers where the pilgrims landed and the first thanksgiving meal was enjoyed, …

As a misguided but hopeful aspiring actress, I have made countless mistakes on my quest for stardom. But as a commercial and theatrical talent agent …

So you’re from the mid-west and vowed never to turn into “fake hollywood”. Maybe you’ve been here for only a few weeks.. maybe you’re coming …

From the decades (2.5) of infinite wisdom I’ve accumulated from observing human nature (better known as stealth people watching), I’ve formulated the trustworthy test* *Patent …

1. perennials mean it comes back every year.. supposedly. 2. While your screaming bloody murder because a toad had the misfortune of scaring the shit …