Warning Signs You’ve Gone Hollywood
So you’re from the mid-west and vowed never to turn into “fake hollywood”. Maybe you’ve been here for only a few weeks.. maybe you’re coming up on a year.. but if you can relate to the following statements, then I hate to break it to you – but you’ve gone Hollywood.
4. You secretly wish you were Jewish so you could have thrown a lavish bat mitzvah for you and your 500 closest school friends.