I grew up on a half acre of corn, every vegetable imaginable, a strawberry patch and a slew of egg layin’ chicks; gardening should come …
The posts I narcissistically deem funny
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Dating Tips in Los Angeles: What NOT to Do
You chose to go out in hollywood, and now you must pay the price. Figuratively and literally. Channeling my inner blonde LA bitch, this is …
Mock On Stage Pageant Questions for the Bitter-Hearted Runner Ups.
Considering I’m quite bitterly boycotting my identity as a ‘pageant girl’ ever since I aged out and didn’t get one chance to compete in Miss …